Internet Spam Engrish

by Rory Donahoe January 26, 2011
Market

Internet spam is a universal constant, but luckily our blog is set up to catch it before it’s posted online. We do, however, sometimes go in to check over it, just in the rare case that it may have flagged a legitimate comment. Some of the offshore spammers have gotten clever, and now try to hide their links in the email and name fields, filling the comment with what they must believe looks like a legitimate comment. Here are a few gems in what, I assume, they think is English.

 

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"A superb place of accountability, was initially finicky recitation it all, many thanks…"

ThoughtLab prides itself on its accountability, as well as its finicky recitations. You’re welcome, Interest Rates For Car Loans.

 

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"I congratulate, this rather good idea is necessary just by the way"

Thank you for your congratulate. I’m not sure why your comment seems to end so abruptly though. Could you have been injured, or even possibly kidnapped while commenting on our blog? Should we call the police? Our prayers and wishes go out to see the safe return of Pandora Bracelet.

 

MigGoagreeVor
"I like cabbage."

Wake up MigGoagreeVor! Our government is giving billions of dollars away to Big Cabbage every year. What we need is transparency in the government, and to set up a future for our children where there isn’t a dependence on cabbage. We need to move to clean burning vegetables like carrots and celery.

 

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"This is the best article I have read, thank you, I have learned a lot of knowledge in this area."

Please, only use this knowledge for good.

 

electronics consumer
"Bravo, remarkable phrase and is duly"

Actually, the blog post this commented on was written by a woman. So, the correct word should have been ‘brava’ for the feminine case. But, we’ll let this one lapse in correct grammar slip, as we’re making fun of their poor English, and not poor Italian.

 

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"What necessary words… super, a remarkable idea"

I fear that Quality Replica Bags may suffer from short blackouts or some kind of narcolepsy. Usually when I nod off while typing I’ll pass the time with an ellipses… see, I just fell asleep for two hours, got a coffee, and came back.

 

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"now helpful.hehe.thanks for your share."

No, thanks for your share!

 

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"I am assured, what is it to me at all does not approach. Who else, what can prompt?"

I'm not even going to try to figure this one out.

 

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