Meet a Labber: Rob

ThoughtLab employee Rob

1. Are you a boy or a grill? <br /> A George Forman Grill. <br /> <br /> <br /> 2. Do you like your name? <br /> Yes. <br /> Can I give you a new one? <br /> Only if I can choose it. <br /> You can't, it's Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville. <br /> <br /> <br /> 3. What do you do in your free time? <br /> Biking, general outdoors stuff, playing games, reading. <br /> <br /> <br /> 4. If you had to choose between rollerblades and a unicycle, which would you take to work? <br /> A unicycle, I never figured out how to stop on rollerblades. <br /> <br /> <br /> 5. What’s your least favorite band? <br /> Nickelback, beating out Oasis by a snare drum <br /> Then how do you explain this? <br /> <br /> A crazy night involving more vodka than a russian bear needs to get through its circus act. Bears might have also been involved. <br /> <br /> <br /> 6. Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? <br /> It does feel like it might rain later. <br /> <br /> <br /> 7. Do you believe professional wrestling is real? <br /> As real as the Mars landing back in 1969. <br /> <br /> <br /> 8. Why did you choose to work at ThoughtLab? <br /> I've always wanted to be a scientist, and I hear they work in labs; who would want to work in a lab that doesn't require thought? <br /> <br /> <br /> 9. What’s something nice about me? <br /> About me? <br /> No, me. <br /> You were a hipsters waaaayyyy before they were cool. <br /> I'll accept that. <br /> <br /> <br /> 10. If I asked you to lend me five dollars would you reply with the same answer that you would give to this question? <br /> I would not. <br /> Sweet, thanks.