- Are you a boy or a grill? <br />A George Forman Grill.
- 2. Do you like your name? <br />Yes.
- Can I give you a new one? <br />Only if I can choose it.<br />You can't, it's Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.
- What do you do in your free time? <br />Biking, general outdoors stuff, playing games, reading.
- If you had to choose between rollerblades and a unicycle, which would you take to work? <br />A unicycle, I never figured out how to stop on rollerblades. <br />What’s your least favorite band?<br />Nickelback, beating out Oasis by a snare drum
- Then how do you explain this?<br /><br /><br /><br />A crazy night involving more vodka than a russian bear needs to get through its circus act. Bears might have also been involved.
- Can you feel it coming in the air tonight?<br />It does feel like it might rain later.
- Do you believe professional wrestling is real? <br />As real as the Mars landing back in 1969.<br />Why did you choose to work at ThoughtLab?<br />I've always wanted to be a scientist, and I hear they work in labs; who would want to work in a lab that doesn't require thought?
- What’s something nice about me?<br />About me? <br />No, me. <br />You were a hipsters waaaayyyy before they were cool.<br />I'll accept that.
- If I asked you to lend me five dollars would you reply with the same answer that you would give to this question? <br />I would not. <br />Sweet, thanks.
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